We Don’t Need No Vaccinations

We Don’t Need No Thought…

It took me awhile, but I finally found a place to write where I wasn’t near the 5G. The 5G keeps messing with my blood/brain barrier  and that allows the George Soros microwaves to enter my brain and steal my thoughts.

Mostly my thoughts, when they are not being interrupted by women coming forward to divulge my affairs, are centered on how prescription drugs are creating so many mass shootings in Murica. Oh sure, the libtards keep saying it’s because young men have easy access to weapons of war, but we know the truth. They have what I call a Prozac Attack. I mean, Switzerland has just as many gunz as Murica does, but they don’t pump the kiddos full of Prozac!

I will rid Murica of the “Industrial Waste” of fluoride because it is clearly linked to cancer and ‘other diseases,’ including IQ loss. I mean, look at me! And, ferfuxsake, look at Donold. Clearly, Donold consuming fluoride has made him dumb as a box of rocks. Anyone who keeps telling you other people are low IQ clearly is a dumbshit.

As Herschel Walker said, Jonald J. Trump is going to make me the Health Czar so that we can Make America Healthy Again! As you know, not only am I a self-proclaimed expert on Health (have you heard me speak?), but I hang out with some of the sanest peeps on Earth when it comes to ‘health.’

“The operation appears to be widely geared towards men, partnering with right-wing influencers like Russell Brand and Jordan Peterson who champion traditional masculinity, and aims to combine “the health-conscious, independent-minded voters with Trump’s proven ability to disrupt the status quo,” according to its mission statement. “This includes prioritizing regenerative agriculture, preserving natural habitats, and eliminating toxins from our food, water, and air.”” --MSN

Ivermectin, Youvermectin, Wevermectin

The first thing we will do is expose how Putin is saving the world by dismantling the Bioweapons labs in Ukraine where they deliberately leak viruses that target only Caucasians and Blacks but spare Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese.

We need to bring the truth out so that people will see how Bill Gates and Anthony Fauci staged "a historic coup d'état against Western democracy" and then injected millions of people with microchips so that Bill Gates could track them with his 5G tracking system…while simultaneously causing autism and death in MILLIONS of children!

And we will bring back Ivermectin! Nothing is ‘healthier’ for the human body than ingesting horse dewormer.

No, I am not an anti-vaxx loon. But I know a Deep State PSYOP when I see one and the US Gubment is involved in a globalist cabal of baby eating lizard people who want to control every aspect of your lives and force you to behave the way they want you to behave. I don’t have to tell you who is in charge of the conspiracy in Murica. His name is Doug Emhoff and he is a JEW!

We’re Up in Iowa

The lame stream media is doing everything in their power to stop Donold Tmurp from winning the election this year. From the lying Des Moines Register saying Kamala Harris is ahead in Iowa to Saturday Night Live giving her a free advertisement to millions of people at the last minute.

Our rallies are filled with loyal MAGA and, regardless of the AI-generated fake camera work that was posted recently, we fill every seat and people are always raucous and loud. They get especially loud when Tangerine Palpatine talks about how the fake news people should be shot!

People keep trying to make comparisons to Adolf Hitler and our MAGA God and call him names like Agolf Shitler, or Mango Mussolini or Dipshit Stalin. Just because he just wants a little autocracy? Give me a break.

Agolf, I mean Donold, is going to make me the Health Czar. I will be pushing forward with any number of experiments. Something that I am fascinated with is a way to make everyone’s eyes blue (heterochromia) and their hair blonde.

I will be implementing the tracking of women’s menstrual cycles and setting up checkpoints at every state line in the USA where any woman who is crossing a border will be forced to take a pregnancy test. I will spearhead the removal of all contraception, and it will soon be illegal to report a rape…because we all know that rape is just a move to take power away from men.

If you follow my deeply (derply?) intellectual friends like Russell Brand and Jordan Peterson, you know that men are being subjugated and are basically becoming second class citizens. This is our world and our country, and we will be taking it back from the Woke people who are out to make men suffer under their “thumb.” Fuck that. We are bringing back the Rule of Thumb!

Speaking of which. Do you know where the phrase “Rule of Thumb” comes from? The stick that a man was allowed to beat his wife with could not be any bigger than the width of his thumb. As the newly appointed Minister of Health, I will bring back the beating of women…so long as those sticks aren’t too fat! Make Domestic Violence Great Again!

And the pundits keep saying that women are pissed off in this election? Sure.

“It's down to me
The way she talks when she's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come
She's under my thumb”

--Mick Jagger, Keith Richards “Under My Thumb”