Don Popeil, Keeper of the Schwartz
The current conman/huckster running for the office of the President for the Republican party knows one important thing, “Stay in the news.” Even if it is an insane claim that “I will be your protector” for women, coming from the predator and perpetrator, or hawking watches that cost $100K each, the MSM is so soft-headed that it will talk about the crazy.
Here’s a run down of how it works:
Insane conman in clown makeup shits himself on stage.
Insane clown slips in his turds and falls down.
MSM: Tune in tonight at 10PM for details?
The MSM is a cancer in the United States.
Now, the insane conman is promising everything under the sun.
Cut your car insurance rates in half
Cut your energy bills in half
Cap credit card rates at 10%
Deport 10 million+ ‘aliens’
Solve the Russia/Ukraine war in 24 hours
Pardon the January 6th rioters
Add 10% across-the-board tariffs on all nondomestic goods
“Big” tax cut for ‘everyone!’
While Don the Con is promising you the world, he has time to shill his shitty-ass merchandise. In the movie Spaceballs, when the group meets Yogurt the Magnificent (played by Mel Brooks), Yogurt explains to them that the ‘real money’ is made in ‘the merchandising.’
Trump is the Ron Popeil, the Yogurt of politics. The list of crappy, Chinese made, merchandise is as long as your arm. They include:
Trump shoes/flipflops
Trump sneakers
Trump cups/mugs
Trump gummies
Trump honey
Trump gold collection
Mar-a-Lago garbage
Trump jewelry
Trumpy Bears (teddy bears with a dead ferret on their head)
Trump towels
Trump coins
Trump NFT digital cards
Trump books
Trump watches
Trump crypto
Trump (DJT) stock (down 84% since the spring)
But wait! There’s more! If you order by midnight tonight! And should Don Popeil put up an ad for a bag of his own poop, you can guarantee that the MSM will ‘cover’ it in their A block. It is 2016 all over again as the MSM get hooked by the lure and delivers a shit ton of unpaid advertising for a classic conman and clown. He laughs all the way to the bank as he fleeces the rubes. “The American Dream is Dead!” Now, buy some of my shitty merchandise!
The other hook is getting the con to the INCEL community in the USA. The pathetic young males who are unmotivated to educate themselves and become something that an actual real woman would be interested in, are more content playing video games, vaping and jerking off in the basement while they follow the Manosphere Edgelords like Andrew Tate and Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk.
Solution: Give all the INCEL fans of the Edgelords $300 and send them to Nevada to get their wicks wet for the first time. Once they actually touch a real flesh and blood female, they might be less inclined to gobble up the lies of Don the Con. The MSM? That’s another story entirely.
I know you're lyin' (Lyin')
'Cause your lips are movin' (Movin')
Tell me, do you think I'm dumb?
I might be young (Young)
But I ain't stupid (Stupid)
Talking around in circles with your tongue
-- Meghan Trainor: Lips Are Movin